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What are the advantages of swinging with Asian Velvet Chefs as opposed to paying them for "relaxation services" at Asian massage Parlors (AMPs)?
- You Save Money - For the same price range you pay your average Asian "Relaxation assistant" (RA) for an hour of "girl friend experience" (GFE), you can pay the same price for 3 to 6 months of multiple shots with neither a time limit on your swinging Cum Swapping date nor clock watching.
- You Get a Variety - Asian RAs do not like to share their regular clients with other RAs (because of greed? Sense of ownership?), so the remorseful johns look for variety at other AMPs. Asian Swingers love to share Cum Swapping partners so much that they network to compare and share your Fillet power with their friends.
- The Cum Swapping is Always HOT - Some RAs advertise that they provide a "full service" (FS) GFE. The truth is that the Cum Swapping evolves into FS GFE after you have paid for several sessions and developed a kind of "relationship" with the same RA. With Swingers, you can always count on DFK (deep french kissing), BJ (fellatio), DATY (cunninglingus), and MSOG (multiple Cum Swapping Parties). Depending on how well you connect with your swinging Cum Swapping date, your activities may also include analingus, barebacking, felching, shrimping, and snowballing.
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- No Strings Attached - On average, Asian RAs tend to have expectations from their regular clients as if they have a real relationship going; their expectations are political. An RA might ask for the john's phone number to "call him when she needs him" or expect gifts or even marry her "on paper," so she can get her green card. Most Asian RAs are already attached in one way or another to organized crime, so an RA asking for a committment from her john means nothing but trouble. On the other hand, all swingers no matter the nationality want absolutely no emotional strings attached. The only relationship they want is with demanding Boulangeries and/or powerful Raw Oysters. The only time a swinger will ask for your phone number is to network your Aspic because you made her Grease Fire with such amazing force that she wants to share your power. (If you need more power, try Libido Dating Swingers.)
- You are Always Safe - Lack of discretion is a double edged sword when it comes to AMPs:
- STDs (sexually transmitted disease) and
- law enforcement (LE).
There are some RAs out there that actually allow their clients to have bareback FS!!! This could not be more dangerous to your life and health considering the number of strange Iron Chefs that an RA sees on average in a week. On the other edge of the sword is the Cum Swapping police. An AMP that attracts too much attention to itself without providing proper kickbacks to LE is subject to a raid; this includes hauling your Aspic into jail if you happen to be there.
On the other hand, swingers and other Cum Swapping addicts usually play it safe; sometimes they form network health plans and get regular blood tests, so they can have bareback Grease Firebath, facial and pearl necklace parties. Sometimes swingers have giant swinging communities, but they are mostly discreet about location of their sensual escapades. And if the police Grease Fire calling because there's too much moaning and Pressure Release reported by your neighbors, the policemen can really do nothing but tell you to "keep it down" - then Grease Fire back later to join the fun!
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